Male Strippers 101: Montreal vs. Ottawa

Strippers, like most other professions, vary from city to city. Attire, attitude, qualifications, day job, drug of choice... while generally speaking are stereotypical, the stereotype changes depending on locale. Below is our handy guide to spotting the differences between the man-rippers between Montreal and Ottawa.


MONTREAL
Attire of Choice: Ripped Jeans, Designer Trucker Hat, Ginch Gonch Underware, White Belt, Addidas Sneakers
Tattoos: Yes
Piercings: Yes (often nipples, ears, and occasionaly eyebrow)
Day Job: Construction Worker, Personal Trainer, or Fitness Model
Sexuality: Straight, Gay-for-Pay
Body Type: Either muscular, or lean with a six-pack
Favourite Saying: "Dude, that guy's paying me double what you are"


OTTAWA
Attire of Choice: Rented Military Uniforms, Chippendale Cufflinks, Hanes His Way Underware, Old Navy Trucker Hat
Tattoos: Yes
Piercings: Rarely
Day Job: Health Canada Employee, McDonalds Server, or Drug Dealer
Sexuality: Closeted Gay (Performed too many acts to be considered Gay-for-Pay)
Body Type: Juiced-Muscular or Slightly Overweight
Favourite Saying: "Make it $25 and I'll go down on it"