After years of grumbling by yours truly, the good folks at FastLife Canada, who complied two years of research through the Internet and speed-dating results, have confirmed that Ottawa is indeed Canada's least sexy city. According to the report, the least sexy neighbourhood in the entire country is Vanier - big surprise... imagine trying to make love while thoughts of home invasion or your parked car getting jacked run through your mind!
In his ever-vigilant protection of the city Mayor O'Brien, declaring the study "nonsense," cited the city's well-educated, discerning populace as the reason for the decidedly unsexy results.
The Mayor also distanced himself from the notion that a city of older, whiter, fatter, bald guys somehow lowered the desire for sexual contact in the capital.
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